The Third Faction

Bad Moo Rising

March 13th, 2010

Hey, if you got redirected here and are wondering why… this is Shinsou and I’m going to be re-uploading the original forum.

This redirect was just to deter from the ugliness that was our old forum (not physically just in terms of post content)

Nevertheless, I’ll take care of it as soon as I get to my PC.

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Let us recover…

August 3rd, 2009

I haven’t made all that much progress on the comic as of late.. well not phyiscally at least, a lot of writing has been going on in my little notebook.

I’ve come to grips with the fact that my inspiration has ADD… and as much as I’d like to focus on one project, I’ve learned that in order to function, I need to bounce between many.

It doesn’t seem to have any particular pattern… but here is what I was inspired to do.

09 – Recovery

Enjoy. It isnt complete as of yet… but it’s definitely getting there.

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Progress

July 3rd, 2009

IMPORTANT NOTE: I updated the database of the site as well as the version of wordpress to avoid some of the annoying spam I’ve been getting.

I deleted a bunch of comments by accident… it wasn’t intentional >.>

I just wanted to update everyone (you, the reader) that I’ve been continuing work on the comic, and have made some noticable progress in the last few days.

I would post it, but I really see no point as, if you are reading this, you likely already have access to my progress and therefore there really is no reason for me to put it up yet.

Plus for those who havent seen it, I don’t want to ruin it =)_

I’ve completed 6 pages thus far, and this is worlds different than the previous comic because the images are actually high quality and have tons and tons of effort put into them.

I guess… I’ll link the crappy old comic, just for you.

Be warned, it’s violent, and there is a ton of foul language, not intended for little children, as horribly distorted as the art is anyway.

KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS A DISCARDED ROUGH DRAFT FROM LAST YEAR! THE STORY HAS CHANGED GREATLY SINCE THEN AND THE NEW ARTWORK IS A HUGE STEP UP.

Nevertheless, enjoy.

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Sirius of the light

March 27th, 2009

Not all that much to say, aside from when you’re bored, suddenly it’s easier to do art.

This is the way I intend on him to actually look, let me know what you think.

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Lots going down!

February 22nd, 2009

Which is dissapointing because still there is no art going up, but that’s okay, it will be soon.

I’ve actually been progressing the storyline nicely and have been coming up with a lot of unique ideas that I think will make things better than they already are… which apparently is pretty good?

I still don’t have any artwork online, but I assure you I’ve been doing some. Just havent had the tools to get it online, which on it’s own is a non-satirical long story.

Just hold on to your seats, assuming you still have them under you.. >.>

The Prime Demons will be getting revised a little, not all of them.

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Friday the 13th

February 13th, 2009

So the story continues…

… Walking down the road with my sack of blood/grapes I came to the realization that I should have probably edited that map by now…

Suddenly it dawned on me. The Ninja were attacking me for a reason, unlike before when they were attacking me for absolutely no reason. It was such an enlightening epiphany that I began urinating uncontrollably until vehicles and pedestrians were being swept away by my powerful, yellow, current.

I knew then what needed to be done. After thoroughly soaking the entire city, damaging most of the general infrastructure of all surrounding buildings, screamed with all the might my mighty might-filled lungs could conjure, further wrecking my surroundings reducing buildings to rubble and tearing the fragile skin off of the already soaked and swept spectators.

“IM SORRY I LOOTED THAT EPIC!”

I shouted, the first apology ever to escape my lips from my fiery rage filled belly. And as I did the ninja emerged and extended their hands.

I then gave them the epic in question, for it was their roll to steal epics, not mine.

…and as I gave it back, I punched a ninja in the face so hard that he exploded feces from his ninja gear which tore eighteen ninja behind him into peaces and one old person.

It goes on from there, but basically I whooped the ninja until there were no ninja left, and then took my epic lewts back. Take that ninja.

Anyway, I haven’t gotten home yet as I was distracted by all of these pirates that came from nowhere on my way back. I’m not sure what I did to them yet but as soon as I find out I’ll let you know.

Oh, and in all seriousness (as if the previous was not) I removed the music and about TSS pages because nobody comes here anyway and for some reason all the files were removed without me being aware.

My apologies if you ever looked at them. Otherwise, screw you for not looking at them you ungrateful smelly person.

I’m sorry I didn’t mean that.

What I meant to say is YOU SUCK.

By which I mean I love you. Sorry about that my euphemisms can be very misleading if you don’t know me. Or if you do me…

That’s it for now. I got some other characters in early design stages and I am working on another primary antagonist that you guys wont see for years because I’m a huge jerk, but I might as well let you know.

Until my next post…

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A little change of pace

February 8th, 2009

Once in a while I get bored and don’t have the tools/drive to draw, so instead I make weird music.

Enjoy! I just made this yesterday actually…

Trees

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Reason

January 17th, 2009

Hey everyone (anyone?)…

I know I said I would render the map in the previous post, and mark my words I will. The reason I haven’t done that so far is a long and epic tale that would take hours for me to type and therefore would be unreasonable for me to tell you…

… so naturally I’ll tell you anyway.

The truth is, a minute after I finished writing the post and submitting the image; I sat at my website’s home page and gazed at the whithered shadow of my former glory, and a tear rolled down my cheek. While I toiled in despair over the injustice of my newly discovered lack of recognition it occurred to me that much effort would have to be exerted by me in order to climb the jagged terrain of the mountainous climb that would lead to the metaphorical nirvana of greatness.

It was at this moment of discovery that a band of ninja abducted me from my computer chair. Strangely, I was caught by surprise, which is unusual for me because I’m constantly on the watch; never leaving myself open to impending ninja attacks, or god forbid pirates.

Due to being caught by surprise, I only managed to kill 6 of the 10 ninja who ambushed me at my desk. At one point I literally tore out one of the ninja’s esophagus and stabbed another ninja in the groin with it. He then exploded into a million pieces because that’s what happens if you stab a ninja in the groin.

Unfortunately I was bested by one ninja who was a woman, and revealed to me her enormous supple breasts. Taken by them, I immediately blew a load in my pants, which killed three additional ninja, but left me incapacitated long enough for them to tie me up. I blacked out after that because generally speaking I can’t move for several hours after an “event”… and by “event” I mean exploding love juice all over the place. Also, if you didn’t realize it by now, the former means I make my posts without wearing pants, which is true.

I woke up hours later in a cove surrounded by lava sharks. This ended up being to my advantage because if you know me, you know that lava sharks and I have a natural bond in which I can command them to kill anything anywhere ever.

The ninja, being adept at concealing themselves adequately hid somewhere in the cove, which was useless because I was now on alert. I reached into my pocket and grabbed my “gun” to make sure everything was still functioning properly. To my joy, everything was, and I knew then that I had a feasible weapon in which to wallop the ninja with.

*due to how wildly inappropriate the next part is, you should probably not read it if you are under the age of 60… and if you’re over the age of 60 you’ll probably die of a heart attack, so.. yeah…*

I began flailing my gun around wildly and screaming all sorts of profanities. I haven’t said any profanities yet so thus far this post is pg… so in respect of that… FUCK.

The ninja were clever however, and didn’t fall for this ruse. They ended up sending in pirates to stop me from flailing, and due to the sheer awesomeness of having ninjas and pirates in the room with lava sharks surrounding me, I turned into a woman.

Now I know by now you guys probably think I’m making this up, but I swear it’s all true. Why else would I not have posted the map by now? Well, I’ll get to that.

Because I turned into a woman, suddenly the manly enemy couldn’t handle my natural beauty, so they sent in my sworn enemy…

… a robot.

I did everything within my power to “turn on” this robot, but it didn’t seem to matter. It didn’t matter what angle I would present my body, even after killing the rest of the band.

The robot inquired upon a condition in which I could return to my former manliness and granting my freedom once more. Luckily I’m a bastard and while the robot was inquiring, I shit in it’s exhaust pipe. Shortly thereafter the robot “died”.

I turned back into a man somewhere between here and the next part.

I then began my journey home where I found myself in the middle of the inner city at night. A bum approached me and asked for change. I told him I didn’t have any cash and apologized for not helping him. As I walked away he started to yell because I stole all of his clothes so quickly he didn’t realize it happened mid-conversation. Since I hate loud noises, I shattered his knee cap with a sack of grapes. it took longer than you might think.

That may seem really mean, and it was, but as I said earlier I’m always on the lookout for ninja attacks, which allows me to be a huge ass and beat up people out on the street who are obviously not ninja. This includes you, the reader.

I’ll finish my explanation later, for I’m tired now…

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The Story

December 12th, 2008

Here is a map I’m working on, extremely rough draft. Lots of names will change, I also intend to clean it significantly…

A lot of people are probably wondering what all this artwork is about, and I sometimes vaguely cover it, and often subject the picture to lame little subtexts that mean nothing to anyone but myself, so I’ll elaborate a little bit. If you’re wondering where this is coming from, it’s because I’m going to finally flesh out a world map soon, and it’s taken some serious thought and effort to actually create a coherent map that people can actually appreciate. I’ve gone through a lot of drafts, and I’ll post it when it’s available.

Hell, maybe I’ll make it interactive, that would be pretty cool >.>

TSS (The Seventh Sage) is a series I’ve been working on for approaching eight years now. I’ve been going over and over in my head and changing storylines, creating characters, and building an overall universe that is finally starting to come together. I know I get very little traffic, and only a few people will take time to read this, but I’m trying to generate a little interest so I can bring entertainment to more people than just myself…

The series’ primary protagonist is Sirius, often referred to as the Sage of Light (or the supreme light elementalist). The story follows him and the trials and endeavors he encounters along the way. Sirius was born in the Nation of Elements approximately twenty-five years previous to the first chapter begins. He was inherently good at manipulation of light particles and due to this, he was known worldwide for his talents.

Sirius comes from a family of five, his parents, his brother, and himself. In the early years of his life, the Nation of Elements was in an age of peace, but as he grew older, a cold war between the Nation of Elements and the Nation of Technology forced Sirius into the military to fortify his land’s defense.

I’m not going to give too much away from that point on, all I can really tell you is that the Nation of Technology disapproves of the manipulation of elements as they find it to be unnatural and ultimately believe it will bring the collapse of humanity and nature as a whole.

More artwork coming soon… less character artwork probably, more scenery and maps and things like that to solidify the world a bit more.

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