Friday the 13th
So the story continues…
… Walking down the road with my sack of blood/grapes I came to the realization that I should have probably edited that map by now…
Suddenly it dawned on me. The Ninja were attacking me for a reason, unlike before when they were attacking me for absolutely no reason. It was such an enlightening epiphany that I began urinating uncontrollably until vehicles and pedestrians were being swept away by my powerful, yellow, current.
I knew then what needed to be done. After thoroughly soaking the entire city, damaging most of the general infrastructure of all surrounding buildings, screamed with all the might my mighty might-filled lungs could conjure, further wrecking my surroundings reducing buildings to rubble and tearing the fragile skin off of the already soaked and swept spectators.
“IM SORRY I LOOTED THAT EPIC!”
I shouted, the first apology ever to escape my lips from my fiery rage filled belly. And as I did the ninja emerged and extended their hands.
I then gave them the epic in question, for it was their roll to steal epics, not mine.
…and as I gave it back, I punched a ninja in the face so hard that he exploded feces from his ninja gear which tore eighteen ninja behind him into peaces and one old person.
It goes on from there, but basically I whooped the ninja until there were no ninja left, and then took my epic lewts back. Take that ninja.
Anyway, I haven’t gotten home yet as I was distracted by all of these pirates that came from nowhere on my way back. I’m not sure what I did to them yet but as soon as I find out I’ll let you know.
Oh, and in all seriousness (as if the previous was not) I removed the music and about TSS pages because nobody comes here anyway and for some reason all the files were removed without me being aware.
My apologies if you ever looked at them. Otherwise, screw you for not looking at them you ungrateful smelly person.
I’m sorry I didn’t mean that.
What I meant to say is YOU SUCK.
By which I mean I love you. Sorry about that my euphemisms can be very misleading if you don’t know me. Or if you do me…
That’s it for now. I got some other characters in early design stages and I am working on another primary antagonist that you guys wont see for years because I’m a huge jerk, but I might as well let you know.
Until my next post…